Bad Jokes 3

Here are more of my really bad jokes...

If Humphrey Bogart was a bird, he'd be a Maltese Falcon born from a hard boiled egg.

If Chuck Norris was a turtle, he would still be just as awesome.

Q: What do you call a chronic Corn Flakes eater?
A: A cereal killer.

Q: What is the world's most dangerous calculator?
A: A Death Adder.

Q: What do you call a man with a broken iPod?
A: iRate.

Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.

Horrendously Bad Jokes 2

More Bad Jokes of mine:

Q: Why didn't the dice go to the party?
A: Because that's not how they roll.

Q: How do witches get facelifts?
A: With Cosmetic Sorcery.

Q: What do you call an alpha male Hyena who is good at video games?
A: Leader of the Pac-Man.

Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.

Horrendously Bad Jokes of Mine

Here are a few of my really bad jokes I made up:

Q: What did the athlete's mother say to her son after he lost the hurdle championship?
A: Get over it!

Q: Who does the Phantom of the Opera hire for help with his book career?
A: His Ghostwriter!

Q: What magazine does Legolas read?
A: Elf and Happiness.

You're probably busy cringing right now, but there could be more horrendous jokes I made up coming soon, so watch out!

Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.