Friday, June 29, 2007
Bad Jokes 3
Here are more of my really bad jokes...
If Humphrey Bogart was a bird, he'd be a Maltese Falcon born from a hard boiled egg.
If Chuck Norris was a turtle, he would still be just as awesome.
Q: What do you call a chronic Corn Flakes eater?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: What is the world's most dangerous calculator?
A: A Death Adder.
Q: What do you call a man with a broken iPod?
A: iRate.
Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.
If Humphrey Bogart was a bird, he'd be a Maltese Falcon born from a hard boiled egg.
If Chuck Norris was a turtle, he would still be just as awesome.
Q: What do you call a chronic Corn Flakes eater?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: What is the world's most dangerous calculator?
A: A Death Adder.
Q: What do you call a man with a broken iPod?
A: iRate.
Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.
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