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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Loch Ness Monster: Found?

http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Best-footage-ever-of-Loch-Ness-monster/2007/06/01/1180205477477.html

You know you want Nessie to be real as much as I do, and this new footage could prove it. Just imagine it. Nessie could make a comeback as Scotland’s biggest celebrity, and this could inspire other legendary creatures to come forward about their existence, possibly, Bigfoot will make more public appearances in light of this, and the Phoenix may well appear on Reality TV and immolate itself, rising from its ashes in the best publicity stunt since Shilpa Shetty’s Big Brother appearance. But Nessie is unlike other celebrities in that she (or he) is not human, and doesn’t get drunk at parties, forgetting to wear underpants. No, she has more taste than that. Could it be that she’s been masterminding a ration of appearances so that we never get sick of her? It sounds like the greatest public relations scheme a monster has ever come up with.

But there could be another reason why she is in hiding: The Dreaded Paparazzi. All those photographers trying to prove she exists must put her off public appearances, and it’s possible she is camera shy. Or, like another mythical creature of legend, Alan Moore, she doesn’t want to be a celebrity and wants to be left alone.

Hopefully people will do the right thing.

Sincerely, Jacob Martin, TeenAuthor.

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